Ivanka’s Chinchilla Wasn’t a Winner

December 20th, 2007

Outraging thousands of bloggers, not to mention animal rights organization PETA, the super rich Ivanka Trump stepped out in fur this week while walking from one Hollywood hot spot to the next. The daughter of Donald Trump and self-inspired entrepreneur so constantly gushes over her Ivy League education, leaving millions to wonder how this explanation for donning the fur coat made, well, any sense at all:

“We eat them to live so what is the difference in wearing them?”
- Ivanka Trump

Hmmm, when was the last time you ate a Chinchilla? Or a Beaver, or a Fox, or a Mink, or a Raccoon… Something tells me Ivanka needs to go back to college and stop ordering those Mink steaks and Raccoon nuggets.