Archive for June 9th, 2008
German Supermodel Heidi Klum has admitted that she was photographed in a compromising position Saturday after paparazzi followed her home from the shops.
Klum, one of the world’s top models was driving home after buying milk from a mini mart when she she encountered car trouble.
An eyewitness said “She seemed to stall then came to a complete halt. She pulled up to the side of the road and got out almost immediately. There was smoke coming from her engine.”
Paparazzi, who were trailing her, did not offer any help, instead they stood by and photographed the model as she rolled up her sleeves and FIXED the problem herself.
“We never knew she was a trained a mechanic – it was embarrassing for her as it had been a highly kept secret that she learned to fix cars while she was in the Hitler Youth” said one ‘clicker’.
After getting the snaps of Klum fixing her broken car the throng of press left to sell their pictures and stories – while Klum returned home to give husband Seal a ‘really big blow job’ in their local park while no one was looking.
Near the swings it was.
source: thespoof.com
June 9th, 2008
ENGLAND striker PETER CROUCH may have missed out on Euro 2008 this summer, but at least he can now focus on a couple of other trophies on offer.
Here’s his stunning girlfriend ABBEY CLANCY partaking in a spot of topless sunbathing alongside the striker in St Bart’s.
We bet the lanky star can’t believe his luck.
It certainly beats sitting on Liverpool’s bench next to ANDRIY VORONIN.
source: thesun.co.uk
June 9th, 2008
KATE MOSS has got life sorted, it seems.
She rang her billionaire pal SIR PHILIP GREEN to moan she had been feeling “a bit run down”.
Most of us would get a “straighten your face” reply from our mates.
But Topshop tycoon Sir Phil has splashed ?100,000 to fly his prized modelling possession and her rocker love JAMIE HINCE to Majorca this weekend for three days of luxury.
He’s laid on a masseuse, beauty therapist, chef, butler and even sommelier (that’s a wine expert, for those of us not lucky enough to have sampled the Sir Phil treatment).
A source said: “Kate phoned him in tears, saying she is exhausted from too much travel and emotionally battered after losing out on contracts to younger models.
“She also said things between her and Jamie were strained because of his European tour with THE KILLS and his bandmate ALISON MOSSHART not wanting Kate around the band when they’re gigging.
“So Sir Philip is flying Kate and Jamie to Spain for absolute pampering.
“He’s giving them a team of staff to bring anything they need. They also get a boat so can disappear to any cove.”
source: thesun.co.uk
June 9th, 2008
