Heidi Klum Blows Seal

June 9th, 2008

German Supermodel Heidi Klum has admitted that she was photographed in a compromising position Saturday after paparazzi followed her home from the shops.
Klum, one of the world’s top models was driving home after buying milk from a mini mart when she she encountered car trouble.
An eyewitness said “She seemed to stall then came to a complete halt. She pulled up to the side of the road and got out almost immediately. There was smoke coming from her engine.”
Paparazzi, who were trailing her, did not offer any help, instead they stood by and photographed the model as she rolled up her sleeves and FIXED the problem herself.
“We never knew she was a trained a mechanic – it was embarrassing for her as it had been a highly kept secret that she learned to fix cars while she was in the Hitler Youth” said one ‘clicker’.
After getting the snaps of Klum fixing her broken car the throng of press left to sell their pictures and stories – while Klum returned home to give husband Seal a ‘really big blow job’ in their local park while no one was looking.
Near the swings it was.
source: thespoof.com