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Nicky Hilton To Launch Nicky O Hotel Downunder

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Nicky Hilton sister of celebutante Paris Hilton intends to launch a ‘Nicky O’ Hotel on the Australian Gold Coast.
Earlier this week it was reported that her sister Paris was “moving to the Gold Coast to escape Los Angeles’ intense paparrazi pack” and that she “likely had secured one of the luxury penthouses in the Hilton Hotel development being built in Surfers Paradise.”
Luke Woollard from Pacific Lifestyle Property, who is marketing the multimillion- dollar Hilton apartments has told TheSpoof.com that whilst Paris may have secured a penthouse; her sister Nicky who also has enlisted the services of Australian quark Derek Jackson is currently negotiating a deal with Raptis Group to build her own Hotel.
It is rumoured that “Nicky” who shares her nickname with her grandfather’s brother, Conrad “Nicky” Hilton, sought help from Derek after develping an eating disorder. It is understood that Derek who comes in the six flavours of up, down, charm, strange, top, and bottom has prescribed a magnesium rich diet and Omega 3 fish oil capsules for Nicky to combat the disorder after communicating with diatoms using quantum wave technology.
In addition to anti-cancer properties, being important for neurological functioning and reducing subcutaneous fat, Omega 3 fish oil capsules have a sun protection factor of 5. The Human diet has been deficient in omega 3 fatty acids since hemp was outlawed in 1937. Up until then hemp seed which is rich in omega 3 fatty acids was used as animal feed and current grains that are fed to animals have a higher concentration of omega 6 fatty acids which are inflammatory causing obesity, diabetes, mood disorders and schizophrenia.
Speaking to TheSpoof.com Derek explained “Seth Lloyd and myself have been working on a model for a quantum computer that can emulate the universe since the big bang, we recently discovered that diatoms have a collective memory and the more we learn about them, the more they learn about us. What has been missing from models of quantum physics for some time is the realisation of perspective that we have termed the ‘fundemental parallax’ that is human consciousness.
The Nicky O Hotel which is expected to be completed in 2012 could feature three fish restaurants, designer boutiques and a Club Paris nightclub.
source: thespoof.com

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Captain Kate sets sail for a supertan in Spain

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Kate Moss may have just signed up to a ?3,000 private members’ gym, but it appears her health kick is on hold for the moment.
The supermodel kept her wine glass charged as she relaxed aboard a multimillion-pound luxury boat in Marbella over the weekend, later lighting up a cigarette as she chatted with friends.
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The 34-year-old, who was dressed in a tiny strapless bikini, then retired to the upper deck, drizzling herself in oil for a spot of sunbathing.
Her rocker boyfriend Jamie Hince sat this trip out and instead performed at The Mighty Boosh day in Kent.
Kate recently joined the 25 Club in Mayfair, which boasts the best personal trainers in the world, where she has signed up for private session with a trainer and yoga classes.
While she intends for fitness to become her new addiction, it appears old habits die hard for party-loving Kate.
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source: dailymail.co.uk

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Hey Jude, is that Lily Cole sneaking out of your flat?

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lily cole He is a father of four whose next important birthday will be the big four-0. She is barely out of her teens.
But Jude Law and Lily Cole must have found some common ground.
The pair have been spotted in public together on several occasions recently.
First they attended a Radiohead concert in Victoria Park, Hackney, East London.
Then Law, 35, took the flame-haired model, 20, for a meal in Covent Garden, followed by a trip to the theatre.
They obviously hadn’t run out of things to talk about, for she went home with him, and did not emerge from his Maida Vale flat until the next afternoon.
Bare-legged and dishevelled, she walked to her car parked nearby and drove home. Law had emerged earlier in the morning to catch a flight to Los Angeles for a wedding.
Miss Cole, the face of M&S and Accessorize, is due to start at Cambridge in October. She has had a low-key lovelife until now.
Law’s relationships, on the other hand, have been well documented. He divorced Sadie Frost in 2003, and his engagement to Sienna Miller ended in 2006 after he cheated on her with his children’s nanny.
Most recently he was seen romancing Rod Stewart’s model daughter Kimberly, 28.
A spokesman for Law refused to comment.
source: dailymail.co.uk

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