Nicky Hilton To Launch Nicky O Hotel Downunder

Posted by mija on Jul 7, 2008 in News | 0 comments

Nicky Hilton sister of celebutante Paris Hilton intends to launch a ‘Nicky O’ Hotel on the Australian Gold Coast.
Earlier this week it was reported that her sister Paris was “moving to the Gold Coast to escape Los Angeles’ intense paparrazi pack” and that she “likely had secured one of the luxury penthouses in the Hilton Hotel development being built in Surfers Paradise.”
Luke Woollard from Pacific Lifestyle Property, who is marketing the multimillion- dollar Hilton apartments has told TheSpoof.com that whilst Paris may have secured a penthouse; her sister Nicky who also has enlisted the services of Australian quark Derek Jackson is currently negotiating a deal with Raptis Group to build her own Hotel.
It is rumoured that “Nicky” who shares her nickname with her grandfather’s brother, Conrad “Nicky” Hilton, sought help from Derek after develping an eating disorder. It is understood that Derek who comes in the six flavours of up, down, charm, strange, top, and bottom has prescribed a magnesium rich diet and Omega 3 fish oil capsules for Nicky to combat the disorder after communicating with diatoms using quantum wave technology.
In addition to anti-cancer properties, being important for neurological functioning and reducing subcutaneous fat, Omega 3 fish oil capsules have a sun protection factor of 5. The Human diet has been deficient in omega 3 fatty acids since hemp was outlawed in 1937. Up until then hemp seed which is rich in omega 3 fatty acids was used as animal feed and current grains that are fed to animals have a higher concentration of omega 6 fatty acids which are inflammatory causing obesity, diabetes, mood disorders and schizophrenia.
Speaking to TheSpoof.com Derek explained “Seth Lloyd and myself have been working on a model for a quantum computer that can emulate the universe since the big bang, we recently discovered that diatoms have a collective memory and the more we learn about them, the more they learn about us. What has been missing from models of quantum physics for some time is the realisation of perspective that we have termed the ‘fundemental parallax’ that is human consciousness.
The Nicky O Hotel which is expected to be completed in 2012 could feature three fish restaurants, designer boutiques and a Club Paris nightclub.
source: thespoof.com